humansarecrayfish:

Being the fastest sperm would actually imply that you died first.

Because in order for fertilization to occur, the sperm needs to use its acrosome, an enzyme attached to the head of the sperm, to break through the barrier of the egg, called the zona pellucida.

Being the first sperm to use its acrosome, and not even break a 10th of the zona pellucida means that you actually had no chance of being the sperm to fertilize the egg.

Which means that you were actually the LAST sperm to get there. After millions of other sperm died on the way, and sacrificed their potential lives trying to break through the barrier of a hostile egg, YOU decided to lay low until it was all clear, sneakily slip through the battleground that was littered with the bodies of your allies, and claim your victory.

Long story short, you’re a manipulative asshole.

So much for being a motivator.

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letsbesuperheroes:

So yeah this was my final exam art project, and I just got it back today. I don’t know I kind of like it!

alan-assby:

Craig Owens ~ D.R.U.G.S

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weedcar:

mexicanology:

michaelfuckingbohn:

mydemisee:

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justintrott4:

“It has a kind of homosexual aspect to it.”

omg omg omg omg omg omg

What is happening

excuse me what

……what……

bromance c:

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